a girl just showed up to class in a zip up hoddie and sweat pants. said she over slept. i guess she got hot and unzipped it , it was only then she realized was sleeping without a shirt or bra.
im having a hard time not telling ppl about ur bathroom story
kinda considering buying a life alert for sophmore year
What's bad is when she said "what hobo did you steal this dick from?"
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
We're stealing the mannequin. He's my new swimming partner.
PS- I just ordered a two man zebra costume. Would you like to be my back end?
Haha I'm surprised I didn't see you I was drunkenly buying $70 in merchandise including a vibrating cock ring at that cvs around that time
I feel strange, like something is off with my body
Yeah that's called sobering up, we've been drunk for the past 4 days
I can officially say I had a blunt rolled on my ass
How exactly does a handjob become fancy?
Blueberry lube, and champagne.
Now we just need to figure out why your underwear was in your bra
Drink water, eat food, and stop tazing yourself
I'm sorry you had to knock him out on your birthday. But that also means I won the bet that you'd hit someone so you owe me 40. dollars
There's a guy in a plaid shirt running around asking everyone if they want to head butt him
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