On a scale of affliction to ed hardy, how douchy is in there right now?
i have a strong urge to join the asians in the park doing tai chi. I think im still high .
I am drunk raised to the nth degree. The possibility of getting sick is approaching infinity.
I just put anything in between my legs and hope for the best.
Why does everyone think all I do is drink? I go to class on wednesdays
you pissed in a zip-loc bag and wanted 60 dollars for it
I found out during it when he said "my girlfriend never does this" so he's all to blame, I had no idea until half way through.
you wore rainboots all night because you said the forecast called for wine spillage
At what point in my life did a night that has strippers, belly dancers, tequila and a midget become "average"?
The bouncer called to give me my shoes back when I got there he said " I'm all cool with fuvking bitches but when you try to to do it in my bar on the pool table you're gonna get chocked out every time"
At least you got your shooes
I told him id do anything with him and he said angry pirate? So I said okay. Never seeing him again.
What's an angry pirate?
You dont want to know. If someone offers say no. Never ever do the angry pirate. Ever.
I have no idea. I think this is what happens when people take drugs in the middle of the day
4 people stoned, 3 boys I've slept with, 2 I gave chlamydia, and a partridge in a pear treeeeee
How festive
I refuse to plan drunken casual sex. Just think of the monster I'd create.
Haha. I found pics last week of me getting motorboated by a girl while i was taking a shot. Hahaha in my wedding dress. Classy
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