it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
it's not gay if you rub your penis between their butt cheeks and pretend they are tits
batman tramp stamp. Dibs.
one of my coworkers is shitshow drunk, getting naked. she's about to ride the bull.
i was just going to ask if it would be cool for me to come and have a beer...
it's total chaos here. i may ride the bull... i'll be visible.
I just had a heart to heart with a stripper I'm becoming a dentist.
No. No, there is no forgiveness for this. The only way I'm forgiving you for this is if you somehow convince your sister to have sex with me. In her car.
Some Russian dude just came up to us and I'm pretty sure he offered his girlfriend to have sex for 80 bucks. Whoever said porn movies were unrealistic.
A pack of naked men just sprinted down the street screaming in German. It's 5 AM.
Please tell me that chemistry equipment is for chemistry and not for producing felonies.
That guy is like a clown car of sexy. Just when I think I've seen it all, THERE'S MORE.
AND SOME IN THE TRUNK.
We hooked up with 2 friends last night as always and she stole their fucking cocaine and I just had to drive to their house and make her give it back to him hahshshahahah only me
Mostly what I remember is someone saying "raise your hand if you're too turnt" then raising my hand and falling
It's 1pm, she's in the shower, I don't have the guts tell her I wasn't her blind date. Someone got stood up.
He and I are in a competition of who can sleep with the most people at work. We're tied at two. I could win this if they'd stop hiring damn straight girls.
too bad we didn't bet. my 38-1 tears would have made great lubrication for a blow job.
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