Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
His facebook says he is a fan of "underwater handjobs"
Somewhere out there, someone is getting laid. And then theres me, watching Star Trek porn while my roommate plays World of Warcraft next door
I just want to go some place where I can have a nice night. Grind on men who speak no English, make out with a girl, and not feel judged.
As long as he sees me topless I don't care. Redemption. REEEDDDEMMMPPPTTIIIOOONNNNN
No, I got those cupcakes fair and square. That homeless man should have known not to underestimate the determination of a stoned chem student.
Also I fell in love w a girl dressed as a pirate that was great at doing the limbo
Side note: Hot guys are now getting with ugly chicks. Alert the media.
Yeah. I'm so over work, that I'm not even satisfied pretending to work anymore. I just flat out want to go home. Fuck this job
According to timehop today marks the 3rd anniversary of my 1st blackout
Valentine's Day is now to be known as Tacos and Orgasms Day.
I woke up handcuffed to a bed wearing nothing but an army belt. Does this count as thanking our country?
How do I sound like a lady while communicating the fact that I want his dick in my mouth?
You laid on the floor and pet their rug. and then demanded Voss water.
She put her coat on went to leave and called me an asshole. I responded with "I never said I wasn't" and then she pounced on me like a cat on cat nip.
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