This is a mass text. Does anyone know what the hell the asian woman at the end of Napoleon Dynamite is doing in the movie
The pick up line I used was "Grab my sack, you'll be back." Then I winked at her.
His dick was poking my bladder. That big...
When the officer tried to stop you, you just shouted your name in his face. repeatedly.
she's sitting in the bathroom of SA telling people to come in for a toilet ride
He told me that if I were a guy he'd go gay for me. Honestly don't know how to take that.
Plus, I've always wanted to drive in rush hour with a huge cock drawn on my hood
gorilla chasing a banana on crotch rockets. Halloween is getting way too real
also somebody did cough syrup and i was really worried but i couldn’t express why properly so i was like MACKLEMORE SAYS NO
I threw up vodka and borscht. I'm done with life...I threw this up in a McDonald's bathroom btw.
I would just like to say that I had morning sex today to the Hamilton soundtrack. So.
I wonder how drunk we can get before Christmas Caroling turns into trespassing.
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed...
Just motorboated this 18 year old girl at the bar. The first time was my idea the other 3 she made me. Maybe turning 27 won't be so bad. Haha.
you don't need to worry about using proper grammar if you're asking for the size of his dick.
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