Id pretty much put it in anything at this point. Jello. Dogs. 12 year old boys
i told him im from Canada, abortion is free
im so drunk with asians
where?
always
He asked for his proof of insurance and he pulled out a Magnum by mistake. All of the sudden gignger was looking real good to me.
I love you. I'm too high for this. Find a way. Make it happen. Live strong.
Just got walked in on while fucking in the lounge in the performing arts building. The janitors gave us five minutes to leave and applauded our exit
I'm tellin ya, let the nipple get some air, they'll hire u on the spot, lawyers love a little nip
If you set your screensaver to be a slides show, make sure you remove dick pics first. This lesson 1 of living with your great aunt
The amount of effort it's taking me to not shit my pants this morning is probably a sign to slow down the drinking
watching spice world high feels so wrong yet so right
He's perfect in every other way. Is buying him a cockring too forward or just honest?
its like my accent is a device for a 100% chance of sex every time i leave the apartment. i love being english in this country.
Danny put 5 hr energy in the jungle juice (that brilliant bastard) and I almost showed my penis to Alex. It was a rough night.
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
the twins are trying to figure out which one is the one doing body shots off a janitor in this picture
Randomize
