i hope S**** or M***** or someone took note of the fact that i was drinking popov like water and could no longer form sentences. i mean, dont get me wrong i had been thinking about boning R*** long before my sobriety left the picture but the number of reasons not to, outweighed the temptation and without sir robert burnett as R***'s wingman, it would have never happened
What about the words "You're my personal dildo" made him say "I love you"?
she was using a pencil to fish crushed adderall out of a plastic bag. it was like a college version of fun dip
i love how he claims to not know english but when i ask him to come over and fuck me he's all of a sudden fluent
Woke up un the hot tuv. Climbed out fo the hot tub and fell asleeo. Woke ip again in the hot tub.
I'm telling you the guy came in bought a box of condoms and all three of the chicks that came in behind him followed him to his car. I want his life
Not many best friends can say they've all made out with a homeless guy
Come over we're celebrating the one month anniversary of her first 4/20
I wish you could take over my body and feel what my nipple feels like right now
It would be like a dance party with a dick inside you. I think that's what Ke$ha wants for the world.
He turned me into a screamer. Guess I'm really not a lesbian.
OK. i'm going to add "riddle me this, brodawg" to the list of things i'm never gonna say to my boss again while i'm high.
At one point, he came in to give her a pep talk, and then after he left, she just kept whispering his name into the toilet between heaves.
Then you're three pancakes deep in regret.
ugh, my whole family is going ape shit over my sister's pregnancy blog. I dont get it? Anyone can get knocked up! I had rebound sex with a new york ranger last night, now that is something to fucking blog about.
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