we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
I slept with him to see his dog one last time
It was going well until he told me about the 7k he made in college to be in a gay porn
She swung at the pinata with crutches
I thought of you this morning when I woke up in a bed with a girl wrapped in duct tape dressed as a coors light can.
I'm going to make out with someone. I'm on a mission. I don't even care if I'm wearing beer goggles. As long as he's not shorter than me, gay, or a woman.
Is it wrong I want to seduce my ex to prove the point to his current gf he's an ass?
I'm sitting in my 10 am lecture drinking a flask out of a dorritos bag...I think people are starting to notice but I'm already too drunk to care
the cops are being surprisingly chill about david hanging from a tree with no pants.
Have you ever had to act sober and talk to an authority figure in a coconut bra? Because it is just as degrading as you would imagine.
as a side note pls kill me
i just watched a 27 minute video about owls...that high.
Sometimes I get confused on who I really actually know and who's lives I just know everything about via internet. Its a fine line
She threw her burger out the car window last night. My vegan neighbors were not pleased but I’m pretty sure I saw a for sale sign go up on their lawn so I owe her one.
I didn't have any choice but to cuddle you. Your hair was stuck on my nipple piercing.
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