I wish you could order shots online.
this guy just used the pickup line "God must have spent a little more time on you" I recognized the nsync lyric immediately.
my phone vibrated itself into my puke bucket and literally sizzled. you'll have to reach me at this number for a while.
Ask him about the girl he took home Saturday night. I swear she voted for Kennedy.
2 am we went back to his house. his mom handed us beers and cooked us pancakes. the next morning his dad had washed my car. i lied. living at home after college definitely does not suck.
i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
totally worth getting kicked out for trying to throw my drink on lindsay lohans ankle bracelet.
So I'm seriously not complaining - but I just fell ass backwards into a Tuesday night threesome. Sober
In related news... Actually, nope. I don't have any orgy-related news. You win.
I'm going to get old and fat one day... probably pretty soon and I'm not going to have any pictures to show to my cats of what I once looked like.
I was going down on her and she started whistling "Whistle while you work." I'm in love.
I fucked him while wearing his hat. I love the navy
We both fell asleep mid-handjob and he continued to call it "handjob halftime".
There is a time and place for BDSM, in-between disney sing-alongs is not one of them.
I don't want to hook up with him sober. That's pretty much like saying I love you.
Randomize
