i just sat at a stop sign for 10 minutes waiting for it to turn green. i need to STOP SMOKING THIS SHIT.
Saw 2 former students outside gas station. gave me money to buy 2 12 packs, asked if I wanted to go to their party.
I told them I had a gf and took one of the 12 packs. Come over.
Texas should really raise its teaching standards.
You supply the liquor and I'll "accidently" forget my bathing suit.
Deal!
i lose more brain cells when ever she opens her mouth then i would doing meth for 8 years of my life.
Just sneezed out a half gram of coke into a tissue. Four hours after the fact. The bender continues.
Anything that comes outta your cooch is bound to be breathtaking
That could use a little rephrasing
The night went downhill when he lit her purse on fire and tried putting it out with vodka
I've actually, minus lsat night have actually changed my drinking habits
Peanut butter fills the cracks of my heart
Matt's offering to breast feed it.
if i dont text back till morning its cause i turned my phone off and changed my password to something i wont remember to stop myself from drunk texting...RESPONSIBILITY
My dick has been in way too much crazy the past 2+weeks, but hey it feels good to fuck consistently again
If my one night stand asked me to move in with him right after does it still count as a one nighter?
And I mentioned the burning debate about your circumcision in my Christmas card to your mom.
Let me call you later. I’m lining up some office dick now that working at home is ending
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