JoAnns office is warmer than mine. . .it must be because she has the gateway to hell under her desk.
pretty sure that I broke my nose during sexting. Life is grand.
Yeah, my mom walked in on us. Instead of yelling, she went and hid in the bathroom til we finished. It was pretty classy.
we have to get out to the bar earlier. all of the guys are already committed to the girls they're going home with.
Calling yourself a modern day Geisha doesn't justify being a whore.
New term. "Find a husband" fridays. It's like thirsty thursdays, but with a dowry.
he has a puerto rico area code and says his name is johnny cash. extremely suspect
Come down here. We are watching people walk through the paper we taped in front of the elevator.
He got kicked out 3 times. I have no idea how he kept getting back in. I saw him walking on the highway the next morning.
I figure even if it starts out as just sex I can bang him into loving me
Their first impression of me was that I was completely naked. So yeah college hasn't even started yet and I'm already that person.
He must've been a bear in a previous life. My nipple is bleeding. Shit's sensitive.
Had a dream I dropped the L word and immediately threatened to kill myself
You probably shouldn't be having nightmares about expressing affection
Just wore the promise ring dad gave me freshman year of high school as a fake wedding band while I bought a pregnancy test. I think it's safe to say that's not what he had in mind with that gift 14 years ago.
And the you walked in and said to the only under age dude "IM NOT SLEEPING WITH YOU TONIGHT!!!" You may not have high standards but thanks for not sleeping with my brother!
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