There is no way to make a throwing up smiley so just picture it....
You should just wear a sign that says "I like cheap Chinese food and anal"
I like taco bell too
we saw you sitting at the door of the dorm trashed, wrapped in DANGER tape with a stolen balloon around your wrist
We couldn't find any ping pong balls, so we used a fishing bobber. Could we be more country?
Its kinda awkward hearing him say the food taste like ass considering what he did last night.
I've hooked up with three guys in my accounting class. I'm beginning to think my teacher failed me so I can start getting laid again.
i'm gonna need a rally to restore sobriety after this weekend...
I have a king size bed, I guarantee multiple orgasms, and I'll give you a ride home in the morning. Respond quickly.
I'm more concerned with the fact that he was UNconcerned that live poultry could peck him in the nutsack @ any moment of sex
I am the sex elephant in the room. Again.
she just called me the flavor packet to her ramen noodles. get me the fuck out of here.
you 2 were alone in the living room and the dog walked in and you started yelling what are all these people doing in here
I had a drink called "the white nun." It tasted like Marshmallows, and celibacy.
Sitting in a waiting room with 15 children has me contemplating if I ever want to have sex again...
I texted him: “Come over for the Super Bowl. I promise lots of scoring.”
My divorce is turning into a porn script
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