I was so drunk last night I wanted to download a Busta Rhymes album.
Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
i lost my life and panties somewhere between the 15th and 16th round of slap the bag.
hey..i found a takeout box with a half-eaten hamburger in it, the box said to text this number if found...
I know I know. I considered playing it sober but after I typed out IS SHE A GENIE? I knew it was impossible to hide.
She kept saying 'I love you' but i couldn't tell if she was talking to me or to her beer.
It starts with an S and ends with arah just gave me a bj.
will emailing you the 64 kama sutra positions I want to try during the 3 days your here turn you on or terrify you?
First I must say that I am disappointed to learn that you knowingly have trashy friends with whom you've not hooked me up.
Is it possible to have pulled a muscle in my neck from passing out with my head in a bucket?
Just puke n rally. People can't judge, it's syllabus week.
We need to stop going on dates to the strip club.
He will forever be known as the toe sucker who may or may not have been a father
If I die write a nice eulogy and bury me with my star wars bobbleheads
My younger brother asked me "to stop fucking his girlfriends older sisters"
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