I am totally the chick from Intervention who barfs up wine and then re-eats it.
duuuude. vodka popsicles DO NOT function.
I just found out my favorite drunk show, Repo Men, is just reenactments. I can't express through words my disappointment.
I'm partying with my neighbors right now, and by "with my neighbors" I mean they are partying in their backyard and I'm partying in mine, and by "partying" I mean I'm sitting here alone drinking tequila.
just a question.. totally understand if you dont know what im talking about.. but.. do you have my funnel? i think i tucked it in to your bed last night.
3 months til "no sober october" start prepping now. i cant have you bitch out on me halfway through like last year.
this may be my drink champagne alone in a bbaby pool in the dark night
I would've been fine if I didn't do the three shots
You did like 8
in the future when you find clothing in your street, just assume it's mine.
Why is there ANOTHER stolen fire extinguisher in my room? You know that's a felony right...
I just need to stick to one night stands and delete social media
I came home braless and wearing a tail....
What happened to you last night?
SO. MANY. SHOTS.
its Niagara falls. its like international waters. You can get away with anything there
it will be a surprise...all I can say is stripper clown.
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