We're facebook friends in real life
her vagine was all disorganized.
come outside for a special surprise it involves huge boobs
The solution to mudbutt is never ever Clorox wipes. It stings soooooooo bad.
Bt dubs, I still have cuts on my arm from when you attacked me with a dildo on Saturday night.
I'm giving up shame for lent. Here come the best 40 days and nights of my life.
Apparently, I kept going on about how i'm going to name my first born Ramen. I think this is a good parenting move.
cocks speak louder than words, as they say
Nobody says that.
We watched game of thrones, broke up and I drove away blasting ridin solo while he dougied
You could sing the national anthem right before we have sex. Make it feel like a sporting event
I just peed on a rich man's lawn fuck yeah America
I described my life as a 7 layer cake of death
As a home can we vote to stab Peter?
Lol I'm just saying its too early for your penis, I can accept it but at a more decent hour
Dude I just woke up naked on the floor with my dick in a boot. Legit in a fucking boot. I also have no idea where I am.
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