on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
can you please tell me why I'm bleeding so heavily from my ass and all my makeup is gone?
Just so you know, I have a bf.
I guess as long as you bring single girls over and cook cannolis you will still be useful.
Congrats to the girl that left her positive preggo test in the bathroom...
I asked for a dramatic "funeral" look for my makeup. They judged me.
Heed the warning of the ghost of Oktoberfest present: German beer is soooooooo much better than our watered down children's piss. also lost all my clothes and am wearing lederhosen the rest of the trip.
he suggested we do it doggy style cuz it was his dead dogs birthday...i had to do it
Ew. After that you just pretty much proved that your vagina is the reason why my vagina needs two toilet seat covers when peeing in public restrooms
I think I'm going to contact pbr and see if they'll sponsor our dreams
Instead of more alcohol, I decided to drink tea. Lets slow clap it out for me
It's getting harder and harder to fake orgasms as I get older.
I woke up in a bunk bed beside two Brazilians dude you have no idea how happy I was
NO HE PUT HIS HAND IN HIS PANTS BEFORE HE TOUCHED THE BONG.
ILLEGAL
I'm just hitting the tip of the iceberg on accents for this trip...so basically my panties are done for.
I am not even ashamed to say it, I got laid in the stairwell of the hotel, by a 29 year old. It was awesome!
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