I have demons in me.
I just realized that when I walk away people probably say "wow she really has a drinking problem" and sadly it doesn't bother me.
I kept calling his name while we were having sex cuz i was so proud that i remembered it.
i had to pay fifty dollars for throwing up in the limo, 60 fucking dollars to throw up all over myself
Why is there an appointment in my calandar called "get the fuck to the bus" at 3 am june 19th?
The trainer from the tech college told me that I would pass the first aid course so long as I turned up sober. Challenge accepted
Sex in the corn maze.....not as good as advertised.
You were visibly distraught that my boyfriend and I didn't have sex in your bed. You forced us to take your condoms.
PUT YOUR FRESHLY SHAVED MEXICAN POON ON THAT BEARD. NOW.
You've never sent a girl a dick pic?
Call me old fashioned
Apparently hitting a bong with your mouth half numb is hilarious but frustrating!
just so you know.. snorkeling hungover: great decision. I was throwing up and he couldn't even tell!
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
But of course I'm in. After all, what fun would the holidays be without trying to find the perfect gift to impress someone you've never met, but need the approval of??
He jerked off some dude with a slice of Wonder Bread.
The sports guy?
Yeah. They claimed the bread made it hetero
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