What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
I just saw a man with a full beard and frosted tips
there is no god
let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
all i know is i woke up with a braid in my hair and i vaguely remember a cab driver telling me he would give me $10,000 to get him a green card. and he would take me to turkey. and give me free cab rides. im never drinking on my medicine again. lol.
I just shot gunned a beer for your birthday alone because you're too hungover at midnight to get out of bed. I'm not sure which of us is the bigger loser
Tried to eat a sandwich this morning. Couldn't. My jaw is locked up. These marathon blow jobs are killing me
We listened to Rod Stewart Pandora and slow danced in the shower.
I need to throw up and die. The order doesn't matter. I feel like shit
He wouldn't let me put a red handprint on his face or scream to him everytime he walked away.
Why did you want to do any of that?
If someones last name is Wilson, you are obligated to pretend that you are Tom Hanks and they are a Volleyball and quote the movie when you speak to them.
It's after midnight. I didn't find the answer to my problem, but I did find the bottom of a bottle of vodka, so... there's that.
Sorry, fell into some ass. Call you tomorrow.
He didn't have much of a personality. But I had like 100 orgasms, so that's cool.
Call it slutty but I take pride in being a first round draft pick booty call. And I know I was first cause he texted me at 1030a
I just did the math technically I'll be drunk until 2:30-3:00pm
um care to explain the stolen chinchila under greg's bed..i'd be fine with it if it wasnt chewing up the stash
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