You're completely useless in the revolution.
She just squirted all over my face. then laughed at me and took a pic
which bright sisters idea was it to put semi-formal in the middle of no-shave november?
he threw up all over himself while laying down.. it was like watching old faithful, but with noodles and vodka
I swear if it wasn't for meeting for drug dealers @ gas stations, i would never remember to get gas.
Yeah someone just put a trash bag that says "use protection" on the snow penis
When she was dating that guy she told me If they broke up, I would receive a call and no matter what I was doing I'd have to go over a fuck her. It's like being an EMT for sex.
Why isn't there a sort by hair color option on Facebook? It would make stalking much easier.
I don't know what I would do if cheese never existed
Someone's stooooned
Let's just says his mouth writes a lot of checks that his penis just can't cash. Don't waste your time.
The spirit of America is being too hungover to celebrate America right?
Dinner at 5, shrooms at 10.
I choose my mates solely based on size and ability. No cuddles. No sleep overs. Definitely no repeats.
We ran out of vodka, so instead of body shots you wanted to do cupcake shots off her naked body...happy birthday to you.
I'll get the most aesthetic strap on, you'll see
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