I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
how do i tell her that i need alcohol to fuck her but at the same time i cant get a hard on with alcohol.
you drew a penis with ranch dressing. tried to take a picture of it and dropped your phone in it. Then made moaning sounds while you licked it off.
I ended up with a bullet proof vest and I still don't know his last name.
They just caught the deck on fire and I ran out with cups off the beer pong table filled with water from the toilet. It was the closest water source.
I only feel half bad for cheating on him because while we were fucking I was given great relationship advice and now I'm ready to work some things out.
Well I could just do a roadtrip and hit them all. Slut tour 2012.
Beautiful fucking linguistics Shakespeare, but youre still not doing that to my face
In between rounds of sex, you stopped and did drunken handstand push-ups.
Wait, tell the rest at happy hour. I wanna be able to interrupt you with my loud cackles and stupid questions.
Where are you in relation to the mariatchi band?
he pushed me in the lake knowing full well I had joints on me. that's drug-abuse!!
In my top drawer right now, there are see's chocolates, condoms, weed, and my vibrator. One way or another, this is going to be a good night
I think all the guys I've fucked in my life would get along perfectly. They'd probably form an orchestra and travel the fucking world. That gives me the slightest feeling of consistency in life which is great.
I like your optimism Chelsea but I'm not about getting my salad tossed
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