That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
I feel miserable, can't drink that much when I go out
We've been saying that since '98
the cop asked for your social security number and you gave her your high school locker combo
masturbating is 5million times harder to finish knowing grandma is in the guestroom downstairs. just so you know.
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
of course. lets lasso hookers.
My history teacher just took his shirt off cuz the classroom was to hot. And then he invited us all to join him.
it was the drunk execution of a sober decision, and its much more tasteful than the first mullet
My uncrustable is thawing in my straightener
let's just pour the lemonade mix into the soco. cut out the middle man.
she just blew up the empty bag of wine and used it as a floatation device.
she says she's going to shake me awake in 15min intervals if I pass out
this was your mom?
Was having relations of the behind variety with my girlfriend. Based on where we were at I could see myself in the bathroom mirror. You know I did the Patrick Bateman point and wink at the mirror and turned on sissudio by Phil Collins.
Will Smith has a direct hotline to my emotions
Wanna get drunk and play candy land? If so you are 2 steps behind.
Randomize
