I asked my mom, she said yes...but you have to shower with grandpa.
Does he know anything about your personal life besides what you look like without clothes on?
You asked my mom "who the fuck drives four hours to sleep in a guys bed and not touch his penis"
i have to go- we're throwing the dummy from the balcony again
Yeah well margarita Wednesday already came twice this week and it's just now Wednesday
FYI I just found your friend. Asleep. In. My. Kayak. In. Pool.
its been so long even thinking about having a dick inside me makes me sore
Sorry we're taking so long, this weed cake tastes amazing with Tabasco sauce on it.
I'm sorry but that single bed couldn't hold all five of us, especially with those boobs.
First of all you can never say anal too much. Second I now think you're a total gentleman.
Rarely has that paragraph ever been put together
he came during what was supposed to be the foreplay blowjob. there goes my evening.
Tune in tm morning for how to buy Plan B in a foreign country while coming down off ecstasy
I also have bagel bites. I know that's not as big an incentive as the cocksucking but.....
I know we're not on great terms here, but I need to know if you're still available for sexual activity...cause if not I need to get going on a work-out plan.
Ill try not let guys feel my boobs for free drinks next time, no promises tho. I am my boyfriends worst nightmare.
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