bahahahaha i would laugh soo hard if someone did this for me hahahaha this guy would become my best friend
DUDE. I'm missing my big toenail. My bed has blood all over it. WHAT DID WE DO LAST NIGHT?
I don't know, but I chipped my tooth and I'm wearing different underwear.
You gave him your vagina and this is what I get in return? This is bullshit!
just saw 2 fat kids fight for the last slice of pizza. Litteraly fight. God Bless America
Wouldn't be the first time..I think there's a subliminal message constantly playing in my mind that says 'blackout', 'throwing up is fun' 'too sober'
creepy tank top guy is at campus health. he's hitting on a girl recovering from a panic attack.
i swear, about 40% of my drunken life is spent having sex with him.
So, I'm tripsitting Ruben cause he's on LSD, and he's starting to eat the chair because 'it is evil' according to him... I can't choose: should I stop him or film it?
I ate the most amazing corn dog today.
I will probably dream about it.
If I die, let him know that his penis was the last penis I saw. And I'm happy about that.
I'm sorry but the visual image of you suffocating on vagina is basically hysterical
Just smoked the bong while taking a dump. I love living by myself.
we just smoked for like ten hours and got froyo. not a bad start to the weekend.
Mom is so high she had to turn off the ceiling fan because it was going too fast and it freaked her out.
The shitshow that was last night is the gift that just keeps on giving
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