i met a boy and i'm in lovvvvveeeeeeee and we're going to vegas and getting marrrrrriiiieeeeedddddd!
let's be honest with each other here, that's about the worst idea you've ever had. you need to walk this one off.
Alex texted me. Bootycall boy #2. its like an alarm goes off once i'm single that the line is open again
Found a waterbottle filled with a bloody mary in my purse this morning. Blacked-out me is always trying to help hungover me, it's so cute.
chlamydia ends and my period begins. this isnt real life
While you were puking in the ocean I was rubbing your back saying "Just give it back to Mother Earth".
There are taser marks on me. Your face flashed before my eyes when i woke up and saw them.
Yeah he gave the rest of the brownies to the bouncer that took his fake
Definitely contact high. Thirty miles an hour listening too i can see clearly now wanting too eat the steering wheel
i have learned 4:30 is too early to start pregamming for the midnight harry potter
Hey. Whatever time u wake up let me know Ur alive. I need my vegas partner... I don't think they let u take corpses on a plane.
I just had cybersex with some guy from the Netherlands for 2 HOURS instead of doing my History project...how's your break going?
The bouncer was just about to kick Sarah out for getting with this guy 'too physically'. I told him that was 'her style' and he let them stay. Banter.
Half way through sex he whispered in my ear, " your the second best I've ever had" then proceeded to tell me to sit on his face.
I wouldn't marry anyone who wouldn't symbolically fuck a doughnut with a sausage though.
burned my penis with a sauteed onion again.
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