We were chasing that deer in the quad and next thing I remember I woke up in my RAs bed. I'm probably in trouble.
first missing my period. then crying at the clinic... but why?
we had sex 3 months ago. you missed your period 2 weeks ago. but nice try.
wouldve been great, if we lived in constant slow motion cause that shit lasted 30 seconds and half the time he was putting on the condom
i was just lookin through my fb pics and i think im with a cat in like 40% of them..: how sad is my life
I'm pretty sure I have jizz on the back of the dress I wore to church. Awesome.
NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
You could give me a blowjob later? :)
I meant do something romantic..
Blowjob In the moonlight?
Drunk sex destroyed my coffee table... ikea this weekend?
it got awkward when the only couple not hooking up was just watching..
i decided what we are doing for your 21st b-day: camelbacks filled with margaritas
That was like me applying to a law school drunk at 5 am
Hahaha. That's funny.
But I got an 18k dollar per year scholarship
We weren't even through customs yet, and we got offered weed. You would love Jamaica.
I'm having post-experience "why didn't I fuck her in a public bathroom" regrets
I feel like a bottle of fireball rented a bull dozer and ran me over until I was left without a shred of my dignity
Her name was Danica but I felt like it would be hard to say drunk so I called her Shelby
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