you screamed 'he won't go on a date with me, but he gave me a free junior chicken'
well imagine, me dating the manager equals free junior chickens for everyone
i don't think my family understands the severity of a twenty first birthday.
I just saw at least a dozen senior citizens on roller blades. way to drunk for this.
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
his mom walked in, looked at me, sighed n nsaid 'when are u gonna learn' n walked out
I have never made a good decision in that bathroom...
Watching dad use Doritos to illustrate exactly where to locate the clitoris. How's your family christmas going?
having someone tell me to "prepare my vagina" is not really something I want to hear..
We are casual work acquaintances that occasionally fuck when the urge strikes. CWATOFWTUS. I know FWB rolls off the tongue better but it is what it is.
youre just mad because i have donuts and im beautiful
My goal is to not catch on fire... But if i have to dance im going to dance regardless of the danger
this one kid was speed-mumbling about putting broccoli in the printer
Look at the picture I MADE him take with me...like why??? He's holding my foot?
After we hooked up he started to cry and called his mom and told her he wanted to marry me
He’s only in town today and our afternoon sex sesh kept getting interrupted by the neighbor’s kid yelling and screaming in the pool
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