white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
Both
She was so bad on top that i found myself watching a TV that wasn't even turned on
i just made a girl do the walk of shame. as a bumblebee. i love halloween.
Okay, good. And if you have one of those portable strip poles that would be nice too.
FYI, grandma is already drunk and using a bed sheet as a table cloth.
If I never see my landlord's dick again, it'll be too soon.
I broke my heels and ended up on a random party bus where I passed out after a brief stripper pole incident.
We just got in a fight with grandma b/c she tried to tell us you didn't go hard.
How old am I that I had to sneak a boy out of my room this morning...
Halfway through missionary I realized I was partially laying on his sleeping dog and idk that just kinda ruined it for me sooo
My favorite bra is missing and I smell like beer and bad decisions. This is definitely a sign that hoe mode is activated.
IM ON THE WEIRD DRUGS AND I JUST SAW THAT TOM HARDY THING NOW I WANT TO HUMP
My prof handed me back my essay on Lesbians in literature, gave me an A and then we had sex in her office. Told you she was gay.
Bitch how dare you drink my dos equis
Well, I ruined his toilet and he's still completely okay with me. Plus, it took him like a week to tell me.
If a girl I didn't love ruined my toilet I don't think I'd stick around.
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