I'm totally gay for Miss Californiaaaaaa
oh sweet, sweet irony
Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
apparently went to arby's at 2:30am banging on the windows for someone to make me a "beefy"
Well, what part of "I've heard she has crabs" didn't you take into consideration?
He said he got a lot of action last night. I asked how much? And he said he got to see down her shirt. Freshmen never cease to amaze me.
Don't get the hula weed. It makes you sleep walk in destructive and confusing ways. I'll explain on Saturday.
My rats are drinking wine. I am drinking with rats. God i am so alone.
Not enough clothes on. Not enough vagina. Not enough drugs in my body.
I had ketchup on my elbow and a random girl goes "I got it" and licked it off, only on game day
He stole all of his parent's vodka WHILE they were in the room, and then opened the window and snuck out. I was watching from my truck
Ok I've processed it. Who the fuck makes out drunk in a parking lot in a backseat with the windows down in the middle of the day?!?!
then I ended up getting a lapdance from my TA...I love college.
If he flies out here I will sleep with him. I have morals, but not when it comes to southern accents
I might have to quit marching band. It's affecting my drinking schedule
It’s Sunday Funday! Stop watching football and bring your penis over here. There will be plenty of scoring!
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