remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
He's getting better. i'm using GuitarHero to teach him how to finger me. My clit = the red tab.
We are so in love
so when's the next time you get to see your balls
you were watching a documentary about sharks and wouldn't stop stroking my legs and whispering "what if they could walk?"
she must've caught on when i went out for a "run" in jeans and a sweatshirt and came back holding a McDonalds bag and smelling like pot.
Apparently my gaydar only works on americans. Frenchie capris has two topless chicks in our kitchen making him breakfast.
I don't talk to her anymore. I lit her birthday presents on fire. Who the fuck puts candles that close to tissue paper?
i have my graded calc test (94%) sitting on my empty case of beer next to my desk. this is me winning at college.
He was standing in the front door with a kareoke machine yelling at the neighbors as the unloaded their van
was his dick as big as our hopes and dreams?
only in a texas roadhouse would someone whistle while I was breastfeeding.
She just cut the six pack plastic up and screamed "save the dolphins"..she also threw away cans of tuna. I like this girl.
I see your walk of shame and raise you a day in jail wearing a girls old workout clothes.
I was on etsy and I'm like those boobs look way too familiar
I mean, if I asked you, would you cum on cotton candy for me?
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