It smells like weed.
We are in Boulder, Everything smells like weed.
i'm like carrie bradshaw but prettier and with a penis
Boobs. All I remember is boobs.
Guy at red light looking at porn. I'm waiting for him to look over at me so I can shake my head and he can feel bad
still haven't packed clothes. only wine. gotta love spring break
i was that girl throwing up in the urinal. it was a dark moment in my life.
She is banging on the liquor store door begging them to let her come in.
yeah, i found the sharpie that everyone use to sign my tits last night. its dead.
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
I feel like a cloud. A cloud that wants to be laid.
red lips, whiskey sips, shaking hips, nipple slips. my life as a rap song.
Again??? Now we can't ever fucking go there again STOP PEEING IN FOYERS
My life is a clusterfuck of men and disorderly priorities right meow.
Bro, she said she wanteo to fuck me with my white Nike cap on so I resemble a douchebag. I think my choice of women might be coming into question
Also this morning I remembered seeing the stripper he threw up on later in the night. She was clothed though.
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