Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
i said send nudes i get bra and panties. thats not what i fucking asked for.
I can't ever handle being "that girl" again. At least not until next semester.
i wrote down the address for planned parenthood on the back of the receipt for the condom that broke
if you lined all their dicks up next to eachother, it would be like at&t bars
Let's make a pact to never get in a cab at 3am together unless it's to go home or for pizza.
You were shirtless with a cowboy hat in 15 degree weather then u shotgunned a can of mixed vegetable Progresso soup
they won't let me drive with my sombrero
Just re-gained consciousness in the freshman girls dorm. Normally this would be awesome but I'm on the floor surrounded by chicks doing their homework. This makes me uncomfortable but I don't think they know I'm awake yet. If I b-line for the door can you come get me?
im destined to be single forever. i hope its okay if your kids come and hang out with my cats.
A guy in a banana suit just got the whole bus to participate in a call and response version of Bohemian Rhapsody. HERO
You were fine, but your knee injury definitely came from interpretive dancing like a gay fairy with lead wings all around the Mission St BART. Everyone thought you were on drugs.
OKAY THAT'S CREEPY AND I'D PROBABLY ACCIDENTLY ORGASM
I even put my vibrators back in the bedroom instead of the coffee table. If that's not growing up then I don't know what is.
can you bring the lube to algebra tomorrow
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