while 90% of the female population goes to worship a fictional character tonight at midnight, I will be taking advantage of having the bars ALL TO MYSELF.
I love reading their "i love you more" , "no i love you more" war on facebook today knowing that he hooked up with me last night. I bet i know who wins that one.
Dude I thought this was going to suck, but moving back in with my dad is like being at a frat party every night only everyone is 40 years old.
Yea...coming from the girl who didn't understand why m&ms and tequila wasn't a "suitable diet"
I don't remember. I remember laying in the trunk of a car. For hours.
So not only did you shoot down my invitation and prob walked past my house but now ur excluding me from a wet t shirt contest which btw i totally would have won
This guy just tried to hit on me on facebook. His most recent listed education is middle school. This is my life.
I have come to realize that my purpose in life is less musical and more as a filter of alcohol into water.
Evvvvvveryone knows we hooked up in the DJ booth. People call it the BJ booth now. I've created a legacy
He left for work so I drank pickle juice from his fridge
I'm just trying to win a butt plug dude
unless you want this visit to have a different tone... more romantic, less molly in a hotel room
The girl in the hotel room next to us walked out at the same time as me this morning. She just shook her head, looked at me and said, "faker." Is it that easy to tell?!??
what are you getting to drink for new years?
well seeing as how i just got diagnosed with a uti, whatever we can mix with cranberry juice
The air tonight was full of shame when we saw each other.
Well if u wouldn't have had sex on the front porch last night I think that could have been avoided.
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