Also I just saw on facebook your sister is taking pole dancing lessons. Just a heads up.
words of advice: black light parties reveal cum stained clothing.
you'll be glad to know I got kicked off the microphone at a bar in Breckenridge last night thanks to my country rendition of all star
She wants out first dance to be to 98 degrees i do cherish you...remember how i said we didn't need open bar....
btw when he was trying to sleep i was apparently poking him in the face w my 'flipper' slurring random manatee facts
I'm eating the rest of the Xmas shrooms and welcoming 2012 by communing with the pine cone.
He asked for a foot job. Whatever. I guess I'm swimming in new slut waters tonight.
Mom looked at me, frowned, and said "it makes me sad to see you drink before noon.." So i told her if she doesn't like it she needs to stop waking me up before noon.
we found him passed out on the baseball field with two 40oz and wearing a tophat.
Where did he get the tophat?
You told the entire smokers deck that you were blowing .08 now and anyone else willing later
I've started budgeting for next year. It looks like I'll be crying tears of dollar bills and handing them over to pay back my unholy college debt.
For future reference, don't put tape on your nipples. Ouch.
I just want a guy who will spank me, fuck me, then take me to my office xmas party. I'd that too much to ask?
Basically we had a threesome in one room and a fivesome in the next room. Its what I like to call a win win situation.
Come to my place after work and we can discuss our finances over a coors delight and a fire ball shot
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