wasted. watching meteors, awesome idea i ever had, see 2 for every 1 with ma double vision
Packed at 6 am completely wasted. Damage assessment: 12 pairs of socks (no underwear), a flashlight, 3 shorts, shot glass, 8 sweaters, puff paint, one sneaker.
Having him eat chocolate out of you is not as romantic as it sounds. I'm still finding pieces.
So gin and wine won't be happening again
They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
no jill really. Evrything around me is talking to me. The plant, my dog, the tv,the lamp. Its amazing.
My mom said that if she can come this weekend, she'll buy the weed.
tell your freshman friends. will trade sexual favors for swipes. ive got dinner tomorrow open and lunch on wed
It's Been clinically proven that people who have sex 6 or more times per week are happier than those who don't. Just and FYI. For your mental health. From a soon so be psychologist. Who is drunk.
Get drunk. Masturbate to his picture. Fall asleep. Repeat. Fuck summer.
I have straight up perfected the art of amazing manicures with shaky-as-fuck adderall hands. Also, I'm way too proud of this.
I just found a grey hair. On my nipple. Fuck you too, Mother Nature.
Just remember: We don't tell our English professor about our fetishes unless she specifically asks about them.
We were both too drunk to drive home. So we did it in the coat closet and then I walked home. 20/20 hindsight: Could have both walked to my apartment and then had sex there.
I mean she's doing calculus in her head to prove how NOT drunk she is.
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