I want leopard sheets
haha sexcapades
thats the plan
UPDATE: In a passionate fit of self love, I brought myself to orgasm under the moon on my 7th floor balcony, ejaculating between the rungs towards the ground.
Unfortunately, I did not realize that most of it would end up on the balcony below mine.
At least you don't cum in color.
honey bunches of taint.
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
i just feel like it would be irresponsible for you to not have sex with me again.
My vagina agrees.
So I'm seriously not complaining - but I just fell ass backwards into a Tuesday night threesome. Sober
Hey, hey, hey, hey. This is a hurriCAN.
Um yeah. I just puked. And found your contact.
I've justified worse with less. I had sex with your brother because he was wearing a nice sweater
He asked me if I remembered touching his police badge. awk.
I started a USA chant at the bar last night for no reason, other than being plastered. Within 15 seconds, I was standing on a table and the whole bar was chanting but nobody knew why.
How about we just have a naked taco night instead?
just answer this one ? for me. why is there human shit in my shower right now?
hey, just so we're clear, next time we go swimming drunk at my house, we have to use the floating chairs instead of my mattress. i'm not sure how to get it out of the pool.
I mean she's doing calculus in her head to prove how NOT drunk she is.
Randomize
