i felt like cinderella. except at midnight i turned back into a whore.
Who is John, and why is his named carved into our toilet?
i lose more brain cells when ever she opens her mouth then i would doing meth for 8 years of my life.
I managed to lose everything but my socks.. which stayed on all 6 times we had sex.
Turns out puking in your mask makes it even harder to see out of the mask..
When I got up in the middle of the night, puked in his trash can, and snuck out the front door, I pretty sure he knew it was over.
I walked in on him successfully eating chips and masturbating at the same time. I don't know whether I should be ashamed or proud.
we left when one of the guys tried to stick himself with an IV that he found
I think it really helped to be hungover at accepted students day. it gave me a good feel for how it would be everyday if I go there.
Those tiny little fruit fly looking mofos. They fly past the phone and I grabbed them like Daniel-San
There's "red head", "preppy white girl" and "the two Asians I dated and now everyone thinks I like Asians"
Your dating history is like the united colors of Benetton
We were fucking in the back of my truck and no joke a skunk came up and sprayed us. How am I supposed to explain this to my parents
Maybe whip a sausage around while you do it and pour some beer on you. Like a German white snake video
Remember when I made out with that stranger at the bar on my 21 in chicago? I wonder how he's doing
My mom's yelling at me for being a whore and my dad's quizzing me on how to drive in winter weather....I'm home!
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