I think scott just propositioned me for sex
whats up tonight?
Ice cream, wine, and teabags... Not the earl grey kind
Fuck. sleeping in my sisters room again I heard zombie noises outside my window
distance makes the heart seek blowjobs from girls that are closer i heard.
I'm pre-party power houring. It's so catchy I couldn't not do it
Woke up on the stairs at my parents house. Good start to vacation.
There's jello in my purse I have a mysterious glow stick and didn't sleep with anyone my god I'm 3 for 3 tonight
I mean technically the bite was both in my nose and on the outside of it. I thought I was going to need stitches or something.
Why was his mouth around your nose anyways?
It was just one of those nights, man.
All I can think of is a mama duck followed by her baby ducks, in brightly colored track shoes.
How high are you?
I pulled up iMessage on my computer and I'm pretty sure two people in my class saw that dick pic you sent. Sorry!
There is an alarming amount of food in my bra.
my goal for the rest of college is to escape STD free. fuck getting a job. this is more important.
From what I remember I had fun, until I threw up, and lost my shoes..
I sent him a tex saying, "I thought my intentions were clear" drunk me has some balls.
You cannot ask her to resend the picture of her genital tattoo to you just so you can show your room mate. it is time to end your relationship with the Captain.
Randomize
