so i asked him why he doesn't wanna see me anymore and he said he was questioning his sexuality. cool.
all we need is a shotglass and a helicopter.
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
This glow in the dark vibrator will get me through this power outage
Just scrubbed my teeth for a good twenty minutes. Herpes is afraid of toothpaste, right?
everything was going well until edgar threatened to handcuff the security guard to himself.
No, the weekend was great. It was the waking up in the pond in the raft without an oar that sucked. That fucking water is cold at 7am.
I threw up in the bar parking lot and yelled THIS IS MY FUTURE.
I basically have a picture with a half naked foreign exchange student. He kept screaming rolltide and i felt like a traitor
A particularly funny moment you may have missed; you walked in to the basement to announce that whoever was cooking sausages had left them on the grill for Hella long, only to be told that you were in fact the person grilling. At which point you just said, "the sausages are done" and walked out
You have all semester to unpack your car, quarter jello shots only last until 10.
do you think eating a burger while having sex counts as multitasking skills?
Have you ever hotboxed under your comforter? Best. Decision. Ever.
Gary just stuck his dick in his Guinness. I can't even make this up
Questions: How did Rachel get home? Why did I find both her ID's in my shoes? And does anyone know if she's alive?
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