I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
PS- did you die? If you did just text "dead" to me, so that I know.
Cure to hiccups..road head..high five
I wish you got a notification every time someone masturbated to a Facebook picture of you...
we're ranked number 5 for having the most pot in the country for a university school. idk if i should feel worried or just plain blessed.
I imagine anything that isn't a dilldo attached to a jackhammer, powered by a generator won't be amazing enough for you
If the EMT's ask later... I had 5 hour energy for breakfast and Four Loko for dinner... It might be important for them to know that
Drunk on Tuesday. Double fisting. Mmmbop is playing. Only girl in the group. Life is complete.
IM A SHIT SUOW THE GUYS AT THE PMACR TOLD ME AJDBO I WEBF RO WALNARY WITH OU SHOES! I WASHT LLOWES FLOWERSA
Only you two could pull off a partner swap with honeymooners
We should. Taco Bell definitely gives me the shits though.
It's girls night. No shame, just febreeze
Not sure but if it exists I will find it and I will fill my face with it
My husband was abducted by a group of disco dancers in the parde and danced off down the street. If you see him, tell him to Hustle on home and clean the cat box. #MardiGras
I need to stop adding people I want to bone on LinkedIn.
..... starting now
How's work going?
Boring. I have a cat on a leash right now
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