i freaking love being in a circle of guys. if i fart none of them suspect me.
my last 3 google searches were anal itchy vagina and ice cubes
once the "do it" chant starts, any shot at an even remotely dignified party experience is dead.
Day 8 of being sober: Sniffed an empty beer bottle at a restaurent and almost licked it. This is not working
I want an alcoholic time machine so we could skip to new years eve
He was at the bottom of the stairs showering himself with the popcorn, then eating a few handfuls and running around.
It's official. I am the girl who threw up in the library. Hangovers and midterms do not mix.
And know that if I ever text "road head?" that it comes from a place of caring and not a place of heartlessness..
Is the party worth it?
I am drink. Beer pony and singing.
It felt like a sumo wrestler slapped me. With a wet hand. 8 times in a row.
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
Blowing a married man is so much more important than a 12 year olds basketball game.
Would it be totally wrong, that in honor of princess leias death, I role played as her??
Getting paid in weed to watch a pregnant adult with cooking skills is the TITS
I woke up beside him and almost cried. Then I realized you were on the other side so I knew I hadn't made any bad decisions.
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