ur penis kinda felt like a vagina to me
woke up to find a pram in the balcony. first thing we did was look over the edge!
he looked like jesus. just the kind of jesus i would have sex with.
he just fed my chickens on farmville...i guess that's his way of saying thanks for the sex<3
At least they aren't charging us for the broken diving board...
Let's go free Charlie Sheen and party with him
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
i slept with him so i could steal the screens out of his sink faucets for my bowl when he went to sleep. not because he's funny.
YOU SUCK AT REPLYING IM IRRESPOSNIBLY DRUNK WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING WITH YOU LIFE. celebrate the magicness with me.
I just showered sitting down with a sippy cup of water in there with me. It took 40 minutes. That hungover.
I think people like me is why alcohol became illegal at one point
VOOOODKA VOOODKA WE PLEDGE OUR LOVE TO THEEEE VODKAAAA VODKAAAA SAVIOR OF LIBERTYYYY
You just managed to turn Doctor Seuss into a sext. I really like you now.
Monday afternoon and I'm still hungover from Valentine's Day. I think I'm winning at the single life.
It's not even noon and I've had 3 people call me a savage, one of them said it in reference to the blow job I gave them. So I guess you could say it's going to be a good weekend
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