I told him I was prego. He asked coul we do it without a condom now since I cldn't get any pregnanter. What an a-hole.
the plan is to continue having sex with all three of them until my birthday, and then once they've given me their presents, they can find out about each other.
It's 9am. I'm four lines ahead of you already. Wake up.
We're at the hospital. She got a head rush and fell and now blood everywhere. Smoke the rest, just save her a bowl
There's a time and a place for everything. Except for getting wasted at a work event, puking in the parking lot, and sleeping in your car overnight.
SURVIVAL MODE. WE CAN DO THIS. Celebratory survived-working-christmas-retail sex to follow
That's the last time I send a mass text invitation to smoke a blunt
If I ever look like I'm about to have a repeat of last night, hit me. Just smack me as hard as you can.
I'm sure I'll run in to him again, there's only so many VA detoxes.
Ok despite the fact that both you and I love dick we could have a great marriage
My trash can accurately represents my weekend: Bojangles wrappers and magnums.
I hope. Last year I got lost in New Orleans and some guy named Cookie walked me home while I cried.
Last night you were throwing up in my toilet singing "all by myself."
we woke up when the front wall of the house caught fire.
i know were having a "heart to heart" right now, but does it make you feel uncomfortable that im sexting someone right now?
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