Plan B is the new Plan A
Bro, I met the coolest hottest chick tonight and she has the hottest friends.
Where are you?
Strip Club
we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
I don't think the people up for their 8am class were as impressed with how many beads i got last night as we were.
Wow. He pulled out his dick and I swear I heard a thud from it hitting the floor.
She was eating whipped cream out of a plunger at 3 am in the morning. Yet somehow she still had an elegance about her.
I ran into the bouncer who kicked me out of that beach bar a few months ago. I told him I'd only been thrown out of two other places since then. He was proud.
It all started because he put my damn phone in his pants. By his crotch nonetheless.
The dick lei will go down in squad history
Did she seriously come back inside just to piss on the kitchen floor?
I just bought a butt plug on Amazon prime day and you're the only person I felt would appreciate that decision
He walked into the bar with a pillow and put his head down...nuff said
Of course I fucked her, her man stole my bike when we were kids
welp,tonight ive reached new levels. by new levels I mean,i showed some guys my boobs for water. on your tab.. the most pointless thing ive ever done. either we should hang out way more,or never again.
So I come home this morning to get ready for a job interview and there is garlic seasoning all over the hardwood and a knife in the wall. What. the. fuck.
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