I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
i just posted a lake picture of you with a dead fish in your mouth. happy july 5th.
Some dude just came up to me and stroked my beard, smiled and left. Shave?
Very excited! Vodka will be shot, dicks will be ridden, and memories made.
From one hot mess to another... Get it together.
I mean, that's eating your cake and fucking it too.
So they found him after the wedding still dressed up in his feather boa and top hat passed out in a bush...
My 12 o'clock class is an all star team of my ex's hook ups
I was just trying to be a good friend but in retrospect I probably shouldn't have pepper sprayed you.
He kept kissing me on the cheek when I was pretending to sleep while he cried
i just had to ask the gas station attendant what state i was in... winning at life.
im in missouri by the way.
Maybe if you would fuck your boss you would get string cheese too
Apparently walking into a national conference and proclaiming "i'm here to fuck shit up" is frowned upon.
Who knew?
Her blowjob technique? Picture someone attempting to drink a triple thick milkshake through a Capri Sun straw.
Dude. Don't do acid and go to Disney on ice. Hear my warnings. That snow monster will fuck your shit up.
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