.....so he has a son. Josh. That is not his roommate
He washed my hair whilst I gave him head in the shower. Bored or gay?
It was everywhere, it looked like he just took the leftovers and threw them around the bathroom... Festively...
Went from beach to class to bar all while wearing my swimsuit as pants. Clearly I'm dressed for success.
i just like, need to vent to someone
Can we skip the part where I pretend to care and fast forward to the appreciative blowjob from you?
We were making condiment sandwiches, then her husband kept trying to get me to sleep with her. I hate being the only lesbian at the party.
Im having a christmas reunion party tonight. Last year i ate my own contact. We'll see how this year goes
I'm pretty sure they had a hash wedding cake. I love college weddings.
My night ended with Em alternately crying and throwing up in the arms of a guy wearing a cutoff and a tiara. I sat holding a garbage can and wine glass full of water wondering how our night got to this point.
I'm sure we could go all project runway on our diapers and create some flattering absorbent thongs. We could do it on the Boat. Call it project rumway.
she just nodded and said "yeah, I'd fuck him for a reese's peanut butter cup". it's so nice to know I'm not the biggest whore living here
You're best friend just tackled me....naked....brought me to his room where he had freshly baked cinnamon rolls. I didn't know he could cook
Come over. And we'll put iced coffee in the bong.
Just so you know, it is really hard to rehydrate when everything is spiked with everclear.
I'm seriously considering selling my books back early. I don't use them anyways and I could really use the beer money..
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