who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
Molly wanted me to tell you, "she hasnt shit on the floor in a while" like she thinks its an accomplishment.
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
so today in my theology class we brought up the proper way to have sex. so rough sex was said by the teacher...I said I know a girl that likes to be choked. sorry but everyone knew it was you
at which point I apparently ran in and shouted "I made the sex with that one!"
and you think what you did last night was bad? at least you didnt go wake up a sleeping guy for birthday sex.
So then she just shoved applesauces in her pocket and started talking about she needed to find her friends.
you didn't get her number why?
Didn't know hookah bars could end badly. I feel for her hair
He wants me to hook up with his fiance while he watches. Text you later with how it goes.
My mouth feels like it's at the dentist but my body feels like it's at the strip club.
I have a strong contender for the new number 1 position for fwb. He met me at the door with pizza and a shot of patron
my mom tried to talk to me about my drinking, i somehow turned it around on her, now shes going to AA and I'm going to the bar.
He fed me Girl Scout cookies while I was still tied up...what did I do right?
My sister just poured me a dbl Ciroc on the rocks and said "the ice makes it festive." Honestly what a role model.
Well I just masturbated while reading a recipe for Alfredo sauce so I guess you could say I’m growing up
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