She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
He told me he looked up all the foods that make cum taste better and he put it all on his moms shopping list. she came through my line. this ones a keeper I think.
hes so high that he's convinced hes a duck. hes squating in the bathtub quacking. that was NOT JUST pot.
Jerking off has been your answer to everything tonight.
I KNOW. I'm like, ew who are these ppl. And then I remember I'm traveling to New York to accidentally hook it with two different dudes in one weekend.
you were just eating all his cookies and kept mumbling "them crumblies" when the crumbs got on your shirt.
He took me by the hand and ordered me to make him vodka soup.. I think I like him?
The EMTs said they would give me as many blankets as I wanted if I didn't pee in the ambulance. They even turned on the sirens.
The druken crowd just broke into singing "God Bless America" while waiting the newlyweds to get in the limo. My friend is eating rose petals.
This family outing has commenced with me throwing up in an apple orchard
haha it's ok, I asked people. I was like "I'm high and lost" and the dude just said "That's my life. Love it."
Sometimes i think i need to stop drinking because i can't afford losing so many panties anymore
I did this clutch move yesterday at the bar where I grabbed a plastic cup for water and discreetly threw up in it while walking around and then tossed it. It was my best boot and rally ever
I AM GONNA CUM EVERYWHERE TONIGHT BRO.
And two different second-graders said my make up was pretty. It's left over from last night bc I woke up 5 min before I was supposed to leave.
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