What'd you guys eat?
Literally everything that was frozen.
Long labias. Talking about. Too drunk to explain. Tomorrow.
All I saw was a beagle come across the screen and explain the theory of relativity to me and leave
also. he gave me a foot massage during 69ing when i got a cramp. he's a winner.
I have sand in every orifice, there are bruises everywhere, and I smell like a distillery. I love summer.
You need an intervention. You fell into traffic walking home.
Not really. Birthday weekend. Totally jusifiable. Besides I didn't get hit. No harm no foul.
(This is the second time ive been high enough to decide to run for office)
So many gingers... It's like a beacon went out that said "this one is ok with red hair"
I disagree, if your last name is Weiner then the sending of dick pics should be mandatory. I'd give him a pass.
He called me at 4am to ask me to marry him, then threw up into the phone for 10 minutes.
The girl who comes up after me always strips to Lana Del Rey. I didn't think working in a strip club could be any more depressing.
Yeah, I'm just gonna try to repress that and remember him for his big dick and perfect jawline.
well I got an eye infection from a stripper motorboating me but overall it was a great weekend
Lately I've been very attracted to Kevin Jonas because he's like...less hot than Joe, but he's this healthy mix of both Joe and Nick. It looks like he's finally growing into himself.
He ate me out in a limo while we were driving home. I love bars being open again!
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