Any day that starts with a call from my ex-bf... crying... is a good day.
just got passed by a van of kids watching the little mermaid. debating speeding so i can watch
Didn't u have court just yesterday for ur driving?
IT'S THE LITTLE MERMAID! totally worth another year of probation
Sitting here wishing there were men in my life.
me too. too bad ive decided to fill that hole with cookie dough, closing the door to future men one fat cell at a time.
I just noticed she took the "toys" too. That's how you know when it's really over.
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
there are chunks of pepperoni under the sheets. can you be here in 10? breakfast in bed?
Steve just broke his bong and some kid in an american flag bathing suit and no shirt just fell down the stairs. Its dangerous here
I just wanna lay in my bed all bundled up as have someone feed me lettuce
My cab driver just started a conversation with "Three years ago I pleaded guilty..." Check on me later tonight please.
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
He told me"I think your ready for this" and went into his closet whipped out a movie certiffied light saber.
I swear to go if the response she sends me something along the lines of who the fuck is Mark Hamill I might need to brake up with her.
She was drunk at Red Robin. She asked for more fries and then shoved them in her purse while saying "Come on bitches, you're coming with me" to them.
Oh, did your mom say anything else about my butt?
I know you would never do it--but if I ever walk into your house and find a "live love laugh" ANYTHING, I will commit you to an asylum. If it is a vinyl decal adhered to the wall, I will just smother you myself.
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