I have a feeling that after last night, i'm not just going to hell. i'm going to hell on a full scholarship. free admission bitches
wtf he couldnt undo my bra, i asked him if it was his first time and he said "with a girl? yeah"
Quoting wale wont save you from herpes
He has a tattoo of a carebear. This is not happening.
I'm pretty sure this is how polyamorous relationships begin.
Btw, I'm creating an event on fb to celebrate the one yr anniversary since we went to jail.
I keep telling myself that if Britney can make it through 2007, I can make it through this date.
He's my BOYFRIEND but he won't sext me. I'll be like, "tell me how you want to fuck me", and he's like, "I love how we can talk about our feelings". FUCK
His flight is delayed. Mother Nature is delaying me from sex.
Would you still love me and fuck me doggie style if I had a dinosaur tramp stamp?
I stopped him mid keg stand to show him how cute my bra was...
We watched playoff games and fucked so we could both see the TV. I've now found true love.
You -do- realize there are other things to talk about than just how different parts of you smell like pussy, right?
We were high and the scary movies were scaring us too bad. Were all watching porn instead now
I remember waking up on the bathroom floor and seeing my teeth behind the toilet
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