Bel-fucking-mar, this place has more popped collars than a Hollister catalog
I'm shivering and sweating at the same time. Thanks a lot St. Patrick.
I'm either watching Fifth Element or Hotel Rwanda. There's black people and white people and high life tall boy 18 packs are $11.99 so I could be watching my own hand. I have no idea.
It starts with an S and ends with arah just gave me a bj.
I HAVE stop dating guys for their prescriptions, you have no idea how awkward family dinner was. Thank god for his xanax.
I'm alone drinking at the bar and the titanic theme song is on. This won't end well.
We still on for coffee?
Cream and sugar. Deliver to planned parenthood in 45.
After we had sex he made me watch a Top Gun highlight video...
I really have to stop having sex with people I sell drugs to...it feels unprofessional
I JUST GOT WOKEN UP TO HIM PISSING ON ME SAYING "IT HAS TO HAVE WATER TO GO TO THE BATHROOM" AND AFTER HE FINISHED HE DIDNT REMEMBER DOING IT
She's like the sister I never had that I want to bang.
My boobs are hoarders, they steal food and hide it. Greedy bitches.
I saw a picture of a baby and it reminded me to take my birth control. Priorities
what color bed sheets say meditative warrior but also welcome to my sex dungeon...
navy blue
The fact that you have an answer to that is why we are friends...
I was supposed to see Marcus tonight and he cancelled. Listen, I shaved my butt hole. Somebody is getting this WAP 😂😂😂😂
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