there is a polo shirt epidemic at this bar. also, im pretty sure i just saw the grown-up coppertone baby
he pointed at my clit and asked with a confused face, 'whats this thingy??"
That explains waking up with one hand in the toilet and the other in the trash can
Within 5 minutes of max walking in his pants were off and he was wearing my snow goggles as underwear.
So he told me he wanted to fertilize my caviar. Im avoiding all foreign exchange students from now on.
what kind of wine goes with anal sex and shame?
Its not that I'm getting free haircuts... Its just that she is paying for sex with haircuts...
She's pathetic and vulnerable..and short. Thats his type.
you had a pretty long talk with your shrooms in attempt to make them not give you a bad trip, it failed
Just found a bag of weed nailed to the door that my dealer dropped off since I wasn't home. God I love Boulder.
Due to certain anatomical proportions it was less like fucking and more like childbirth.
ahhhh just came to creep and you're not there AND your thong you were wearing last night is on the floor..someone has some explaining to do
Here is a brilliant idea passed on from men who have that same regret. WEAR A FUCKING CONDOM ALWAYS.
she comes in perfect pitch. hook up with more singers.
On NPR this morning, farmers are feeding weed to pigs. The result: pot bacon. Life just got better.
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